Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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