I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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