so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
last night I used snow as a chaser
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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