So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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