I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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