Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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