Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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