You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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