How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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