you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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