i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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