I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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