let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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