Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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