awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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