This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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