either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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