Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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