don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We left the knife in your bed.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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