I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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