what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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