i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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