oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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