have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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