i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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