i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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