I need help removing her.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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