Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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