he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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