Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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