I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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