Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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