They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
being pregnant is like rehab
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
