I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
