Non-Jews are for practice
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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