can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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