So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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