Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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