My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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