hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
