But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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