she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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