I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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