The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
kristin has been a bad kristin
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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