The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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