I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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