I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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