even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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