the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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