it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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