how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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