Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I wish there were birth control emojis
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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