your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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